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How To Waste $476.19 on Amazon Prime Day…

October 10, 2019

– What is this?
(upbeat music) Why is there an egg on my table? Hey guys, this is Austin and welcome to a very peculiar episode
of Mystery Tech, this is– What, unprocess your food. A rapid egg cooker? What, you want me to
cook an egg right now? This is really the way that
Mystery Tech is gonna go today? Oh, it’s the Prime Day special! The Dash Rapid Egg Cooker, it’s one-touch cooking in 360 watts. That’s a lotta watts, my friends. How much was this on Prime Day? – [Ken] 12 dollars.
– 12 dollars? A relative bargain. It seems pretty straightforward. We’re literally looking at a power button, so I guess as long as you don’t leave your eggs in too long it’s okay? Ah, this is a whole thing. I just thought I’d just put
it in here and hit the button. I didn’t realize I have
to actually like do stuff. So I’m going to pour the water in. All right, that’s not a
crazy amount of water. Next up, I want to attach the boiling handle and drop it on top. The scary part is going
to be poking a hole in the egg ’cause I feel like
I’m about to like break it. This is a bad idea, is this
really how you do this? (clicking)
Oh! Okay, I did it, I did it. This seems reasonable. I’m gonna spin it around so it looks a little bit nicer on camera. Um, all right, well this
is a really short cable, but I can fix that. What is it on, wait, I just plugged it in. That means it’s on already? Wait, wait, wait, no, no, it’s
not supposed to be on yet. I didn’t start my timer, wait. Okay, I’m gonna start a
timer for four minutes. Look, I am not responsible
for any injuries that may or may not occur due
to the use of this egg cooker. But, I mean, I think I did it right. There’s water in it. There’s a hole in the
egg in case it explodes, or whatever that does. There’s steam, it feels very warm. Actually, that’s super hot,
I shouldn’t touch that. This seems very reasonable. I see no reason why in three minutes and 32 seconds Ken will not enjoy a very soft-boiled egg that has been– It’s not poached, right,
that’s not what this is? That’s a different thing? We are done.
(timer beeping) Now, should I open it,
it should be okay, right? Ooh, that’s hot, okay. Ooh, that looks pretty boiled to me. Look, nothing caught on fire and there’s– Almost all our water was boiled off, too. I think we actually got the right amount. Hey, look at that. It actually is boiled and not liquid-y and droopy and making a mess. Whoah, what was that? The Opolar Laptop Cooler. Oh, wow, that. Okay. What are, wait, why? Okay, so this is going to
be an external laptop cooler because that always is a good idea. Step one, assemble the– Assem– Assmeble– Assmeble the laptop cooler
with the silicon shroud then push the cooler
toward the exhaust vent until the shroud completely covers it. That doesn’t look suspicious or anything. (flicking)
(laughing) Look, I don’t know why
they made it flesh-colored, but we’re just gonna move right past that. (laughing) They got a great deal on some
extra flesh-colored materials. Okay, so I’m guessing that’s gonna be it. This looks, no, there’s no way that’s– This is not okay. Okay, so with our Opolar
Laptop Cooler ready, let’s turn it on and see what happens. It’s a fan, it’s blowing air out this side and sucking it in from the laptop. The only problem with
things like this is that, well, that’s not how this works because there’s already heat being exhausted. Putting a suction on one end is not going to help the fan spin any faster. It’s just taking the hot
air that’s coming out of the laptop and making a
noise and exhausting it out. So if you wanna do this
with your laptop all day by all means, go waste money
on Amazon like Ken did, but I think it’s time to move to the next thing so I can let go of the flap. Oh my, why, why? (sighing) You bought a TV. What is this even? The Toshiba Fire TV. Um, can I ask how much of
our money you wasted on what I’m sure is going to be your new TV? Oh, 250, that’s actually not too bad. So if you can’t tell our unboxing space not really meant for
something that’s this big. So the deal with this is it’s actually going to have Fire TV built in. So not only do you have (bleep), but you’re also going to
be able to have access to Amazon Prime.
(sighing) This thing is so huge, dude.
(plastic crumpling) Uh, that, that’s broken. Oh wow, okay, so– Oh, look there’s even like
condensation inside of that. That’s not what you wanna see on your brand new TV even for 250 bucks. Man, that’s pretty bad. Well, I gotta say, we’ve
seen a lotta things on Mystery Tech, but this
is gonna be a new one. I don’t really think there’s a whole lot I can do about this one. Bose? This is not weird, this is not terrible. Did you get some reasonable stuff? So we’ve got the QC 25s as
well as the SoundLink Micro. How much was this? Oh, wow, 70 and 100 dollars? That’s actually a pretty solid deal. Man, I don’t know what to do
about things that are actually functioning and are
not total garbage town. This is a really new
bit of territory for me. Wait, why are these made for iPhone? They’ve got a 3.5 mm cable on
it, how is it made for iPhone? What? All right, so they come in a pretty nice-looking carrying case. Now, these are going
to be noise canceling, but unlike the higher-end
models they are not going to be Bluetooth so you are
going to need a 3.5 mm adapter. Wow, I like the way these feel though. So there’s a lot of
flexibility as far as you can rotate them, the headband
feels pretty good. Man, I gotta say, I
don’t spend a lotta time with Bose stuff, but their noise cancellation is so impressive. I mean, it absolutely just
sucks any kinda background out. I mean, I think this is an easy one. If you’re able to pick
these up for 100 bucks, I mean, that’s a no-brainer. Those are really, really nice. Just make sure you have
that noise cancellation on. Next up we have the SoundLink Micro. And I know this is actually a very popular Bluetooth speaker. One of the main features here is that not only is it supposed
to sound pretty decent, but, that’s kinda weird, but okay, we’re also going to be getting– It’s going to be not only waterproof, but also reasonably rugged.
(slow hip hop music) Okay. All right. I mean, for such a tiny
speaker, I’m really impressed with how loud that gets. And there’s actually a
fair bit of bass, too. I think a lotta times when
you get these small speakers they’ve got a good amount of bass, but it’s kinda overpowering everything, it’s not really that clear of a sound. But, I mean–
(hip hop music) For 70 bucks, this is a no-brainer. At 100 it’s a little
bit more questionable, but, still, that’s a lotta power in what’s a waterproof,
nice little chassis. I gotta say, Ken, this is
actually not garbage town. Good job. What is this? What, Ken, Ken, oh my god. So, I don’t know what
an Automaton Sweets is. So, first of all, you hold it. Second of all, you move
it, and then you make music with it and then you have a happy face. Never fails, Ken gets me all
excited with something cool and then he brings me right down to earth with some stupid crap that
I’m probably gonna hate. Oh, what, what is this? Why does it do that, I
don’t want it to do that. That’s not okay. (gadget squeaking) Okay, that’s kinda fun. (high-pitched squeaking) (laughing)
(gadget squeaking) (low-pitched squeaking) And that’s the hard out.


  • Reply SH1N3 -_- June 26, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    why are you guys censoring alexa

  • Reply Miles Brigham June 28, 2019 at 12:02 am

    what do you mean amazon prime "day"??!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Ty Nguyen July 1, 2019 at 7:52 am

    Am I have hearing problem or I just heard Zz Austin like everyone

  • Reply AwesomeDuy July 2, 2019 at 3:21 am

    3:48 I have that same tv!

  • Reply Pootis Boi July 2, 2019 at 6:59 am

    On the first one I HATE that iPhone alarm

  • Reply S1lent July 2, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Holy shit, the shear amount of usable information and the amount of nonsense this guy is spouting is incredible.

  • Reply Aidan Fails July 2, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Your music taste is shit

  • Reply jimbo macaroni July 4, 2019 at 9:44 am

    Man, I love Ale**!

  • Reply KENJI Baritua July 7, 2019 at 9:53 am

    Are you stupid

    Thats for older laptops that have a heat vebt.

  • Reply Toxic Phantxm July 8, 2019 at 12:53 am

    I bough the same Toshiba fire tv 50’ and fucking ups broke it

  • Reply SilvaOG July 9, 2019 at 3:57 am

    You are a god for the Alexa censor

  • Reply Soar Astros July 9, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    Thats music thoe

  • Reply noobslayer10101 July 10, 2019 at 2:19 am

    Hey guys Vsauce here

  • Reply luckyson13 July 11, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    it really blows my mind…it seems like the more cringe of a person the host is the better the channel does i dont get it

  • Reply luckyson13 July 11, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    can you just spare us the fake outrage on every damn thing and do the reviews

  • Reply CrimsonForce 43 July 11, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    i love how you censored alexa 😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Stupefied_Gaming July 11, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    you have the same laptop i have

  • Reply harmonyofhorizon July 13, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    2:24 lappu toppu coolah is notta jetta coasta

  • Reply williamplayz July 14, 2019 at 12:16 pm


  • Reply M Trail July 15, 2019 at 6:55 pm


  • Reply HoRROR_Leo YT July 16, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Prime day is here again oh no

  • Reply meezocraft op July 17, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Got an Amazon ad before video

  • Reply jasongts July 19, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    I actually have the fire tv edition TV

  • Reply Jared Chao July 20, 2019 at 1:59 am

    can he be any dumb-looking?

  • Reply SuperCreative TV July 22, 2019 at 1:55 am

    At the start HOW TO BASIC

  • Reply Omega July 23, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    what's that song when you use the speaker please someone tell me

  • Reply PayDawolf 2019 July 26, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Why did I smell the poached egg?

  • Reply Xixen July 27, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Finally a video that doesnt start with "Hey Guys, This is Austin!"

  • Reply Averix Dezmen July 29, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    I have one of the egg steamer. There isn't a need to poke a hold into it. And there is an auto shut off once the water has evaporated. I've had it for 3 years with no issue.

  • Reply Ennard Dude July 30, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Otamatone is cool. I want to buy it for a long time.

  • Reply Prof. Infinity July 31, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    7:38 I thought you were going to do lavender town lol

  • Reply 11Beast July 31, 2019 at 9:23 pm


  • Reply fazfan 182 July 31, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    0:00 HowToBasic starts watching this it starts cracking all the eggs around his phone

  • Reply FlippinFudgeYT August 1, 2019 at 7:10 am

    How to waste 7 minutes and 52 seconds of your life.

  • Reply Kingdom King August 1, 2019 at 11:36 pm


  • Reply DamianTuDios 26 August 5, 2019 at 12:40 am

    4:32 half price half tv

  • Reply sn0k3e August 5, 2019 at 6:26 am

    3:29 actually is a good tool in case your laptop fan is broken (yeah you might consider replacing it but if you can't find a replacement, or you don't know how to change it yourself to avoid sending it into service… This is kind of a good deal) also is good in case your fan is slow… Or you can go crazy and put 9-12v on that fan and that will actually going to pull more air out of that laptop. Now i'm waiting for haters to hit me with their best 😂🤣

  • Reply noshaarboiXL August 6, 2019 at 4:53 am

    7:38 i thought he was gonna play the lavender town music XD

  • Reply Aldwin Payod August 6, 2019 at 11:19 am

    hey guys this is Aldwin

  • Reply TheYootz Media Group August 6, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    5:28 alright did ken put that japanese thing in there

  • Reply CheekyDubbz August 6, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Thank you for bleeping out Al*xa

  • Reply Sky Yang August 7, 2019 at 7:34 am

    My cooler is on the back

  • Reply Blue Wolf 0815 August 7, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Why did you bleep alexa

  • Reply globetrotter August 7, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    Are egg cookers so rare in the us?

  • Reply IG Cre8tive August 8, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    The last item is a tomatone from tonight show with jimmy kimel the robots

  • Reply Swirley August 8, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Police:Where do u live?

    Me:With my parents

    Police:Where your parents live?

    Me:With me

    Police:Where u all live?


    Police:Where is your house?

    Me:Next to my neighbour

    Police:Where is your neighbour house?

    Me:If i tell you, you wont believe me

    Police:Tell me

    Me:Next to my house

  • Reply Pixelony August 9, 2019 at 12:21 am

    At some point I thought he was playing the Lavender Town theme with that thing in the end

  • Reply DiamondSteveX ! August 9, 2019 at 3:25 am

    0:04 HE IS HOW TO BASIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Orange August 9, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    Man that was an eggselent intro!§

  • Reply 阿呆炸雞 August 10, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    So… I guess. That TV was actually 500

  • Reply DinoLav YT August 10, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    I got a speaker for free not for nearly 💯 bucks

  • Reply FBI Agent August 10, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    The way it boils the eggs using steam works by how much water's in it

  • Reply HariGtt August 10, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    The laptop cooler is clearly for cheap third world laptops like mine

  • Reply derk and kyleigh August 10, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    3:11 dude your arm!!!u need some help

  • Reply Micheal Rodriguez August 11, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    7:38 did he just play… 035

  • Reply BK Ramphele August 12, 2019 at 11:09 am

    Copy right strike🤣🤣🤣😹👾

  • Reply WA Biking August 12, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    When Austin is on his period

  • Reply Coda August 13, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    The doo plays an otamotone

  • Reply Flamer Gamer August 15, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Imagine it was Ken’s birthday and he told no one and that TV was his only thing for his birthday

  • Reply TTV Trafffic August 17, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    I have that thing at the end

  • Reply Pyro August 17, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Song? (beginning)

  • Reply Kyon_that_one_potato August 17, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    What was the song playing. On the micro speaker?

  • Reply fossil19660 August 18, 2019 at 12:50 am

    lols austin killing it at the end

  • Reply Beni Boi August 19, 2019 at 1:40 pm


  • Reply Ramus August 19, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    Thats ALOT o damage

  • Reply Slooow_ GoD August 21, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Bro my friend got an automaton for his birthday and he was playing that thing everywhere

  • Reply 突風オリバー August 23, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Damn. I only have 10$ in my bank account and im jobless.

  • Reply I Barley Upload August 27, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Am I the only one who has that and uses the egg cooker

  • Reply Matti Asmussen August 28, 2019 at 9:17 am

    3:38 whats the name of that laptop?

  • Reply DemonetizedDark August 31, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Song at the beginning is called Cats Walking by Yomoti

  • Reply Snizzle Gaming September 5, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    7:37 lavender town ?

  • Reply greeky sucks September 11, 2019 at 12:23 am

    nice tv dickhead how low is ur iq u bot

  • Reply pilotkid2011 September 12, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Austin I congratulate you on finding a camera man uglier than you

  • Reply Here’s Razor September 13, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    Did we just find out that Ken is a blood

  • Reply m a r i a September 14, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    'this thing is so huge, dude' oh okay

  • Reply jeremeh911 September 15, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Iiquid crystal display, not condensation

  • Reply Ron Stoppable September 17, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    That broken TV is much cheaper on Wish!

  • Reply FBRxSnipez September 17, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Who the fk needs Santa we have amazon prime

  • Reply Paul Mills September 18, 2019 at 1:16 am

    100% that a boot thats stepped on that packaging and broke the tv… lol delivery services at their best

  • Reply Liberty Bell1776 September 18, 2019 at 9:46 am

    I bought one of those Toshiba fire tv's the 55" on prime day and it works great!

  • Reply swerve brenden September 18, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Is that markiplier on the back of the music thing

  • Reply NeoArashi September 18, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Fun fact about the Fire TV. I actually bought my own Toshiba Fire TV Edition last week(although it’s the same size and 4K model, it didn’t have the same model number)

    And I also got a problem with it. There was sound, but no picture. I ended up getting a defect. Fortunately, my mother was like, hey, I’ll give you a lift, just pack it back up in the box, and we’ll go to Best Buy and request an exchange.

    Hope you did an exchange too (or a refund) since you filmed the unboxing and it was clear it was broken before you opened the box.

  • Reply Aem111607 September 19, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Thanks for blurring alexa

  • Reply Average Xennpai September 19, 2019 at 9:59 am

    Nothing can go wrong with otomatone

  • Reply Robert Deal September 19, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Wow! Over 3 million of you like this

  • Reply Dragonslayerzb2 September 20, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    Why did you bleep Alexa??

  • Reply coolgamer marciano September 26, 2019 at 7:20 am


  • Reply Amrit September 27, 2019 at 4:41 am

    Hhmm isn't you can return item in 30 days … And get new one … Which will be working???

  • Reply Teletion September 27, 2019 at 10:58 am

    8:23 LOL my favorite part

  • Reply War Wai Win Thaw September 28, 2019 at 4:10 am

    stop spending money and pls donate me a gaming pc

  • Reply eli joshi September 29, 2019 at 1:55 am

    im watching this on the same laptop they tried the cooler on

  • Reply JAMZY GAMING September 29, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    'That's looks boiled to me' just a fucking egg lol

  • Reply FBI September 29, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    They dropkicked the tv

  • Reply Proman Avaition September 29, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    me: listening to austin unbox qc25s with my qc25s

  • Reply Red1676 October 3, 2019 at 3:51 am

    I want the omatone or whatever it's called. Send them in music video, things are hilarious. Lol

  • Reply Mark Cap October 3, 2019 at 11:18 am


  • Reply cryp TV October 4, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Oh my god I just realised he looks like logic and NF had a kid

  • Reply Jackb 89 October 6, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    I'm happy you bleeped out Alexa because mine goes CRAZY

  • Reply Isaac Molina October 8, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    I feel bad 2:40

  • Reply N4NO4 October 8, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    thanks censoring alexa but i wear headphones and i don't have alexa

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